dude so at my new school, i have to take u.s. army junior rotc as a p.e. class, because i have 2 electives, draw/paint 2 and spanish 3.
sooooooliiike we got our uniforms today, they’re actually pretty cute. cute ass short sleeve mint green button ups, army green high-waisted slacks that are really flowy (they kinda look like phat pants LOL), shiny black oxfords, and then the little navy green banana boat hat lol and a black belt with gold buckle. and we have to wear them every wednesday lollllll.
Y TAMBIEN, i had to join colour guard/drill/raiders to actually get p.e. credit instead of just work experience credit. sooo yeah i wanted colour guard but they put me in drill for a few weeks because I DON’T FUCKING KNOW ANY OF THE STANCES OR ANYTHING… everyone there is so much more experienced den me ;c but let’s get to the point.
the point: my platoon leader, aka the appointed student leader of the class, he’s like pretty intimidating. &while i was getting my uniform, i was all “i need a bigger hat, i look like a jew” and he was all “ARE you a jew?” and i was like “no… lololol” and he was all “oh ok cause it would be awkward because i’m a socialist” and i didn’t know what that means so i’m a dumbass, so he was all “i’m a nazi. i agree with their political views.” and i was all “oh ok cool” because i got nothin against neo-nazis honestly man that’s just a little scary. b-but ok so i was at drill practice, and he’s the drill leader, and i didn’t know any of the stances, so like he would come up and teach me, and omg i realized how sexy he is. he’s like teaching me how to salute, caressing my cheek to turn my head straighter, touching the small of my back to move me forward, giving me one-on-one lessons, and he’s so NICE, too, when he’s teaching it. he was all “i believe in you” and stuff, so i’m just like standing there saluting/standing at attention, trying to keep a straight face while he’s all up in my face touching me, being intimidating while talking in the sweetest lowest voice, and i’m practicing drills for u.s. army jrotc and there’s just a sexy-cute-sweet-intimidating-terrifying neo nazi seducing me. ugh. my ovaries.